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[mandokero-eboy]

Baldur's Gate 3

Two whole hours of gameplay and I made no progress on the main story except trying to romance everyone. That was great.

Lae'Zel was like: YES, YOU SMELL OF BATTLE, ME HORNY, DO NOT FUCKING SHOWER YOU MUSKY MINX

Karlach was like: Hey uuuh... so... i know... i'm like... a 6 foot tall muscle baddie but... can i like... can we... uh And I was like "YOU. ME. BED. NOW."

Astarion was like: God this party sucks, wanna have a little fun? And I was like "What u mean?" And he was like "SEX. IDIOT. DO YOU. WANT. TO FUCK?"

Shadowheart was like: "Damn remember those times we fucked before? That was nice, we should do that again, btw the fact everyone else here is trying to fuck you is A-Okay with me"

Halsin was like: "IF I TOUCH A SINGLE DROP OF ALCOHOL YOUR PANTS AND MY PANTS WILL BE OFF. WE SHALL FUCK LIKE ANIMALS AT YOUR EARLIEST CONVENIENCE... Not tonight though." (If you know you know)

Gale would not stop talking to me about books, and his mutant cat, and his tragic past, and when I brought up the possibility of boning him he was like "awww you don't mean that" and said some wizard shit about pondering his orb and I wanted to jump his bones right there, stupid sexy nerd.

And I legit forgot Wyll existed and he mostly brooded about being a devil now (get over it you fucking wimp).

This was all in a single night. Which ended with having sex with Astarion, the other option was Karlach but she can't touch me yet because plot, so we went with Astarion. And he TOPPED ME. I LET THIS BROODING LITTLE TWINKIE LOOKING FUCK TOP ME (this apparently depends on your character's body type).

This right here was the single toughest decision of my entire life.

Then there were a lot of other cutscenes about Astarion brooding about Vampire stuff. Sasuke talkin ass. Edward from twilight lookin ass. I love him, I can't believe I let this man top me.

Also that unrestricted polyamory mod is really coming through for me.

[mandokero-eboy]

If you're censoring your feet in an otherwise innocuous photo so that a hypothetical foot fetishist doesn't get off to it I have terrible news to you. That guy is getting off to it twice as much now. Now it's not just random feet in a photo with no context that they may or may not sexualize now it's acknowledgement that the situation *could* be sexually charged if it were uncensored, so it is.

It's like if you tell someone that a film is very scary before watching it so they find it scarier when they do watch it when they otherwise might not have.

Like in either case you're going to come out unharmed, realistically, and probably not even find out someone thought there was something sexually charged about your photo but if you're worried not about harm to your person but that someone might in the abstract have those thoughts you're basically guaranteeing it by doing that.

Don't much care for the whole "I will no longer do this Normal Thing if I suspect someone watching me might have a fetish for it." like, y'all this is why people are censoring their damn feet in otherwise-innocuous photos.

Hate to break it to you but everything is a fetish. Drinking water? Fetish. Eating? Fetish. Sneezing? Fetish. Clearing your throat? Fetish. Burping, farting, pissing, shitting, walking, sitting, standing, having your mouth visible when you talk, making certain mouth sounds, your accent (yes yours), your skin color (yes yours), makeup, lack-of-makeup, smelling bad, smelling good, smelling neutral, hair, lips, noses, eyes, ears, chins, shoulders, necks, armpits, elbows, fingers, chests, stomachs, backs, hips, thighs, knees, knee pits, ankles, toes, soles - all fetishes. Like it or not someone somewhere will Perceive You and they will Like What They See.

And they will be silent and normal about it because guess what? Fetishes are normal and most people know how to conduct themselves around others tactfully. We only ever find out about specific fetishes as they relate to us in particular when someone is choosing to be decidedly Not Normal about it, so we assume everyone who has those fetishes is a tactless weirdo. Rookie mistake. I guarantee some of your friends have fetishes for innocuous non-sexual things too, and it doesn't make them some kind of pervert creep.

So please for fucks sake live your damn life. Don't contort your entire existence around the fear of the possibility that you might maybe possibly inadvertently turn someone on a little sometimes. This too is a fetish.

[animutate]

i made this when the trailer came out but its relevant again. to me

[jenapher11]

was anyone going to tell me that Andrew hussie is an eboy or did I just have to learn that from someone hornyposting about him on tumblr?

[mandokero-eboy]

My new hypnotist made me reinforce all the triggers she's put on me over our past few sessions by having me improvise mantras on the spot and repeat them about 20 times each. It was very hot.

She made me get off from repeatedly writing lines. I used to look at that and think "how does anyone maintain arousal while doing that it sounds understimulating". The fact that she pulled off not just getting me to obey but getting me to find enjoyment in writing the same line repeatedly in this manner really drives home to me how i'm her little puppet and will do anything she asks. It's so damn hot.

The minutiae of my experience as I drop for her is so fascinating as someone who understands hypnosis relatively well from the dominant side and loves hearing about such minutiae when my subjects talk about it. For example. That thing about maintaining arousal while repeating a mantra? I didn't. I was just blank. Then she stopped me and thoughts came back and so did the arousal and it all hit me like a truck.

For someone who's been hypnotizing people for half a decade, submitting to hypnosis this deeply is very new to me and i can't get enough of it.

She joked about introducing protocol or routines into my submissive orders, stuff that in normal life i see as very incompatible with my neurotype and the concept of which makes me kinda uncomfortable. But at that moment I was so hooked on obeying my mistress that I felt like saying yes to it. (I didn't, would've definitely walked it back afterward if I had and she would've respected it, but again the fact that i didn't even care in the moment is so remarkable)

[mandokero-eboy]

Speaking of hornyposting I just got absolutely dommed. Got to brat for the first time too. Not in that new sub way where I'm shy and hesitant either I've gotten over that with some experience. I can be confident about what I want when submitting and it (along with some negotiation in the moment) afforded me the means to navigate brating with that same confidence, and that's a super cool realization.

Openly bratty and resistant and pushing back and it made the moment where I broke so good. No wonder I deal with so many brats it feels really damn good.

Anyway my mistress decided to punish me so I'm in chastity until tomorrow, at least, because good toys wait and also she's mean sometimes. She says I can touch whenever I feel like it for three minutes at a time until I get permission. Feel free to send asks and messages for "when I feel like it" to be more often I'm sure I can handle it.

[mandokero-eboy]

This post is me consenting to people trying to hypnotize me in DMs, or recommending me files.

[mandokero-eboy]

I am not being brainwashed right now by someone with a pretty looking butt and frankly that's homophobic smh

[mandokero-eboy]

Being an anarchist and a kinky person is wild because it means I'm only into sex... With rules

[mandokero-eboy]

Pounding her pussy till she gets release

Call that the drums of liberation

[mandokero-eboy]

People say that getting lots of reblogs can be hell because of the notifications but those people fail to consider I'm an absolute attention whore. Give me more attention. I might post my ass on your dash

[mandokero-eboy]

It is dawning on me as a Job Haver™️ that I have enough money now to buy an obscene amount of porn

Now, I don't know what an "obscene" amount of porn is, but the point is that is now accessible

[mandokero-eboy]

Making a sub play Crusader Kings 3 with a hypno trigger that makes them cum every time their ruler gets pregnant

[mandokero-eboy]

for someone who is very adamant about the blurriness of conceptual boundaries on an epistemic level I am ironically very interested in drawing them anyway

is it still forniphilia if you tie someone to a table and then put stuff on them as if they're part of the table is it forniphilia but not table play?

I believe it's very much the smartass instinct that drives me to search for loopholes in definitions

with the ultimate outcome of exposing all language as arbitrary so like in the end i guess my point is subs don't need words except the ones i give them

wait fuck did i just do 1984 as a kinky thing

[mandokero-eboy]

Really want to get hypnotized right now

Or pegged

Or hypnotized, then pegged

Or pegged so hard I get hypnotized

Really as long as there's hypnosis and pegging involved

[mandokero-eboy]

I have a new tab that tells me when bottoms post

Reblog if you wanna be one of my blog subs.